Overheard during lunch
After my haircut yesterday, after my visit to Mecca for liberation, before my stop at the toy store and Urban Outfitters, I went to my new favorite Mexican restaurant. It had always been number 2 until November 4th, when it got an unexpected promotion.
I sat at the bar thinking, This salsa cannot beat TJ’s but it’ll do in the absence of TJ’s, when I overheard a man sitting a few seats over.
He yells, apparently to a voice mail recorder: Hey. I heard you all were under whelmed with the Christmas gifts. I told you I wasn’t done yet. So, don’t trip Chocolate Chip–
Timeout: That was a first for me. Don’t trip Chocolate Chip? Uh. Yeah. Verbatim. But there’s more.
LCPM (Loud Cell Phone Man): — I have a friend at the Adidas store who is hooking you up with some gifts . . .
